OLL
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Jan 31, 2005 16:19:44 GMT -5
Post by OLL on Jan 31, 2005 16:19:44 GMT -5
A cowboy walks into a car showroom in Germany and says....
"Audi"
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OLL
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Jan 31, 2005 16:23:20 GMT -5
Post by OLL on Jan 31, 2005 16:23:20 GMT -5
Two blokes are playing tennis when all of a sudden another bloke on a thirty foot long bike rides past them.
One of the tennis players says "that was a long raleigh"
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Feb 2, 2005 5:53:18 GMT -5
Post by Whizz_Bang on Feb 2, 2005 5:53:18 GMT -5
..... silence.....
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monty
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Feb 2, 2005 14:36:25 GMT -5
Post by monty on Feb 2, 2005 14:36:25 GMT -5
perhaps its a northern thing who knows chris
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Eddie
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Feb 3, 2005 7:23:22 GMT -5
Post by Eddie on Feb 3, 2005 7:23:22 GMT -5
Not strictly a joke but must have boosted the morale within the RAF and annoyed the German military at the time.
One enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by veteran allied pilots.
The German decoy "airfield," constructed with meticulous care, was made almost entirely of wood. There were wooden hangars, oil tanks, gun emplacements, trucks, and aircraft. The Germans took so long in building their wooden decoy that allied photo experts had more than enough time to observe and report it.
The day finally came when the decoy was finished, down to the last wooden plank. And early the following morning, a lone RAF plane crossed the Channel, came in low, circled the field once, and dropped a large wooden bomb.
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Max
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Feb 3, 2005 13:35:25 GMT -5
Post by Max on Feb 3, 2005 13:35:25 GMT -5
I love tales like that. Heres another Not long after D-Day a British Platoon took a hill top over looking a major road junction, it was then given to an American reserve to hold, which then the germans re took, the british then re took it only for the Americans to let the Germans re take it again, so the British re took it and gave the American's British Helmets, the Germans left it alone.
I like being British!!
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OLL
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Feb 3, 2005 17:50:54 GMT -5
Post by OLL on Feb 3, 2005 17:50:54 GMT -5
So do I max, great story that!!
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OLL
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Feb 4, 2005 9:10:36 GMT -5
Post by OLL on Feb 4, 2005 9:10:36 GMT -5
I went to see my doctor the other day "Doctor, i've got a strawberry growing out of my head" Doctor - "I'll give you some cream for that"
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Max
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Feb 4, 2005 13:05:18 GMT -5
Post by Max on Feb 4, 2005 13:05:18 GMT -5
A snail gets a job as a racing car drive, being the only snail he has big S on his car instead of numbers. In his first race he gets into first place, the comentator says "look at that S-car-go".
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